CHRIS CLARKE CATCHES YOU OUT!
Chris Clarke is the Prahran Cricket Club resident perfectionist. He is the most respected member when it comes to fashion advice, self grooming, and self respect. You might even say he is our very own, straight version, of queer eye for the straight guy. Another one of Chris’ great strengths is his ability to poke around in every nook and cranny and use his contacts to collect gossip on anyone. Because he doesn’t drink means that he usually has a different recollection of a night out with the lads. Here he lifts the lid on what really happened on that first night out this season, 7th of October 2006, after round one.
IS THAT A BABY?
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Saturday night after our first game a number of the boys headed out to The Railway Hotel to celebrate ex-prahran player and all-round top bloke 'Velvet Chocolate' the one and only Stuart Mack's 30th birthday.
After lining up for over an hour we were let into the Hotel where we met up with Smack and a few of the other boys. The night was going well. Our good friend Willo was chatting to a few ladies throughout the night. The dark lights really enhance his chances of pulling something reasonable. At around 11pm Willo was seen talking to a rather attractive blonde for quite a while. She'd already ditched BJ, Willo was the one that had caught he eye.
As us males do, we like to check a lady out from head to toe. This is where something strange had caught our eyes. She had a nice figure, but their was |
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something unusual about it, she had a belly that was very prominent, that's right, she was pregnant. Our good friend Willo has being going that bad with the ladies that he had resorted to chatting up a girl from Adelaide who was 4 months pregnant.
C'mon Willo, set the bar a little higher, PLEASE!
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