Mick Nyary - Has embarked on a pilgrimage to the deepest forests of England to seek out the tallest, proudest, oldest willow tree so that he may bask in its glory before logging it and turning it in to a bat that he will use next season.

Tom Humphries - Who has recently become an avid animal rights activists, decided that he would adopt an orphaned hippopotamus, according to Tom the arrangement is going 'relatively well'.

Ash Hawley - Has just returned from a whirlwind tour of the USA playing his special brand of 'comedic christian rock' to millions of Americans. the tour was a raging success and you can see his show at a number of RSL's and bingo halls throughout Melbourne in the coming weeks.

Paul Sealy - Went for a stroll to the local park two weeks ago prior to the council mowing the lush green fields, he hasn't been seen since, we can only assume that he is lost amongst the 6 inch high grass.

Brent Warren - Has undergone considerable electrolysis to remove the dark stubble from his top lip. Thanks to Brent's Movember efforts the hair on his top lip grows back unaccompanied by any other facial hair and thus ensures that he always has a shifty looking moustache. He is in good spirits and fully understands that it might ruin his chances of Movember glory this year.

Steve Nicholson - Whom having spent many, many hours in front of his computer was infected by a computer virus that has resulted in him being sucked into the computer. If you are looking for him he can be found bowling spinners at www.strickcricket.com

James Wild and Chris Williamson - Have completed their Melbourne wide search for the best chicken parmigiana, however, James thought that Chris was writing it all down and Chris thought James was writing it all down, as a result they have nothing to show for it. Obviously, to their mutual "disappointment", they will start over again.

Liam Murphy - Was spotted standing face to face with a giraffe at the Royal Melbourne Zoo. Nobdy knows why he was there or what he was doing and frankly we are too scared to find out.

Kyle Hollingworth - Tripped whilst walking from his front door to his car, he grazed his knee but is otherwise ok.

Matthew Harrison - Went for a walk and whilst doing so reached the summit of Everest. Upon further interrogation it was revealed that he reached the summit of Everest Court in Burwood. This would explain why his initial reaction to reaching the summit was "Is that it? I don't know what all the fuss is about!"

Marcus Glenister - Was walking around Moorabbin when he was attacked by a Dingo. This was the same dingo that Andrew Hubbard had been going on about earlier last season but was thought to have been fictional. Luckily for Gleno he was saved by a ferrit who happened to be walking past at the time.

Vinay Parikh - While doing homework for his Biomedical Studies degree thought he had stumbled upon a cure for cancer...it turned out, however, that he hadn't.

Neil Schlittler - Was sent to Athens to help in the effort to look for Australian fugitive Tony Mokbel. Neil was successful in flushing out Mokbel but it wasn't quite the organised sting we are led to believe. Neil was sitting at a table in a quite Greek cafe checking his dream team results when he felt a sneeze coming on, he turned his head and let go with a sneeze that was so powerful it blew a gentleman's wig off. That gentleman was Tony Mokbel. Neil was then spotted on the news wearing a tank top and a clip on earring escorting Mokbel to court.

David Hussey - Has taken time out from slaying the English county bowlers to set up "The David Hussey Appreciation" group in the Facebook community. It can be found at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2246138516&ref=mf (cut and paste to your browser)

If you are aware of how any of the other members of the Prahran family are spending their time over the winter please email us at prahrandemonium@hotmail.com

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