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Date: Monday, 17 September 2007
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Author: Anonymous
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This came through the Prahramdemonium email account a few weeks ago from an anonymous source.
Dear Prahrandemonium,
BJ McGuiness... Rumor has it he has drowned in Bath amounst a sea of Brittish cockney women.
Michael Nyary went to have surgery done to take the "whiteness" out of his skin so he could appear a much cooler looking batsmen like lara or chanderpaul... the doctors told him to "F#@$ off"
Paul Sealy eventually emerged from the long grass only to be shipped off the rolling hills of sweeden where he will start his tour of "The sound of Music", they expect to lose him in the long grass there too.
Vinay Parikh hasn't been seen since his "Man up Metro" competition.... Is he lost in the Cricketers Arms hotel somewhere?
Bryce Mcgain has been spotted at various upmarket socialist spots around town, not once without his HAMming device detached from his hand
Sam Coates has been spotted with paint splattered clothes and taking a few younger prahran boys under his wing, we can only think he must be up to something, finally Coatesy you've decided to start that Bikini wrestling palour you've always talked about.
Greg Conner has been thrown out of Crown poker tournaments every week, he is going for the record tomorrow of 10 times in 1 month.
Leigh Alford and Steven Seymour has spent the winter much like they did the summer, attached to each other hips and still argueing about which Hilton sister is better.... Paris or Nicki
Trevor Bauer has spent winter enquiring about a new smile reduction surgery to reduce his affect of global warming, the new smile will produce 10,000 less cubic metres of sunshine and reduce his personal greenhouse effect by almost half.
Can anyone confirm or add to any of this? |
